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Abraham Plessner was a Russian mathematician. He was born on February 13, 1900, to a Jewish family in Łódź, which is now in Poland. He studied at secondary school where he was taught in Russian, German, and Polish. He studied at the University of Giessen where he studied under Ludwig Schlesinger and Friedrich Engel. He also studied at the University of Göttingen and Berlin. He completed his doctorate from the University of Giessen in 1922. Jointly with Kurt Hensel he edited Kronecker's collected works.
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{"fact":"Researchers are unsure exactly how a cat purrs. Most veterinarians believe that a cat purrs by vibrating vocal folds deep in the throat. To do this, a muscle in the larynx opens and closes the air passage about 25 times per second.","length":231}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Ocean deoxygenation","displaytitle":"Ocean deoxygenation","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7076135","titles":{"canonical":"Ocean_deoxygenation","normalized":"Ocean deoxygenation","display":"Ocean deoxygenation"},"pageid":19892474,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/91/Global_areas_of_hypoxia.jpg/330px-Global_areas_of_hypoxia.jpg","width":320,"height":145},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/91/Global_areas_of_hypoxia.jpg","width":1350,"height":613},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1240052575","tid":"dd774f19-5944-11ef-b096-3854a1a21585","timestamp":"2024-08-13T07:22:58Z","description":"Reduction of the oxygen content of the oceans","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ocean_deoxygenation","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ocean_deoxygenation?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ocean_deoxygenation?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ocean_deoxygenation"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ocean_deoxygenation","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Ocean_deoxygenation","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ocean_deoxygenation?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ocean_deoxygenation"}},"extract":"Ocean deoxygenation is the reduction of the oxygen content in different parts of the ocean due to human activities. There are two areas where this occurs. Firstly, it occurs in coastal zones where eutrophication has driven some quite rapid declines in oxygen to very low levels. This type of ocean deoxygenation is also called dead zones. Secondly, ocean deoxygenation occurs also in the open ocean. In that part of the ocean, there is nowadays an ongoing reduction in oxygen levels. As a result, the naturally occurring low oxygen areas are now expanding slowly. This expansion is happening as a consequence of human caused climate change. The resulting decrease in oxygen content of the oceans poses a threat to marine life, as well as to people who depend on marine life for nutrition or livelihood. A decrease in ocean oxygen levels affects how productive the ocean is, how nutrients and carbon move around, and how marine habitats function.","extract_html":"
Ocean deoxygenation is the reduction of the oxygen content in different parts of the ocean due to human activities. There are two areas where this occurs. Firstly, it occurs in coastal zones wher