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Edith Eleanor Bowman is a Scottish radio DJ and television presenter. She hosted Colin and Edith, weekday afternoons, weekend breakfast, and The Radio 1 Review on BBC Radio 1 until 2014 and has presented a variety of music-related television shows and music festivals. Since 2020, Bowman has hosted the annual Scottish Music Awards ceremony.
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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?","punchline":"He had loco motives","id":91}
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Stanisław Kogut was a Polish politician who was a member of the Polish Senate from 2005 to 2019 as a member of the Law and Justice party.
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